alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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5 hours ago

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

5 hours ago

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

5 hours ago

Anonymous: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

17 hours ago

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

17 hours ago

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

18 hours ago

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

18 hours ago