queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

9 minutes ago

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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10 minutes ago

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

4 hours ago

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

4 hours ago

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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4 hours ago

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

6 hours ago

  • jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
  • mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
  • 6 hours ago

shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

6 hours ago

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school