sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

36 minutes ago

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

38 minutes ago

whydouwantaname:

di-sc0:

di-sc0:

cutiekekegirl:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed


oh good god this is brilliant

THIS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME

I don’t know if I am crying because I am laughing so hard or if I am laughing because of the feels

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

1 hour ago

burritopapi:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

•••

1 hour ago

oceansandalleys:

🌸

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

1 hour ago

i can teach you guys how to win an argument the black girl way

niggaimdeadass:

  1. you must be very loud and repetitive 
  2. there are 3 vital words, that are all you really need 
  • okay 
  • and 
  • so

anything the other person says to you, just yell one of the words over and over to them 

"but Kam this is my seat"

AND?

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"I’ve been sitting here since the first day of school Kameelah"

AND??

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1 hour ago

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
"When exactly did I lose you?"6 word story | connotativewords | jl  (via perfect)

2 hours ago

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly
buddha-has-a-boner:

s-darko-:

This movie probably means more to me than my own life. 

This movie is my life.

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

11 hours ago